TeenDad2: Well, yeah. You guys put together a frickin’ Single Dad Insurance Fraud Ring for me. I’m pretty sure hosting a Single Dad Speed Dating Night would be a lot easier
xVerity: And certainly more legal.
Harlow chuckled.
KnotMyProblem: You are NOT putting together a speed dating event when I’m the only one in the group who’s single. What are you guys going to do? Stand around and watch?
Gwynning: Observation is a powerful tool
xVerity: With it, we’ll be able to properly assess your likes and dislikes so that the next event we plan can be more closely catered to your wants. I hypothesize it’ll take about three rounds before we find candidates you’ll click with right away. I’ll collect the data
Gwynning: I can keep the spreadsheets and extrapolate the numbers
TeenDad2: I can find young single guys for Knot to date!
xVerity: I’ll also moderate
Harlow couldn’t resist.
LoveHarley: I’ll work the door
TeenDad2: DYING!! You must be having a lot of fun at your bouncer convention, right? Omg, is your new guy a bouncer, too? Like… idk, you said he’s short and nerdy, right? Maybe he could work as a bouncer at, um… an internet cafe? Like, I hear competitive video gaming gets intense. Did you know you could win millions of dollars if you’re good enough at it? Isn’t that crazy? Does your new bf like to play video games?
LoveHarley: You know, I’m not sure. He doesn’t have much free time, I think
KnotMyProblem: TD, I hate to burst your innocent little bubble, but I think that ALL of Harley’s boyfriends are bouncers
TeenDad2: ???
TeenDad2: What?
KnotMyProblem: (they bounce on his dick)
TeenDad2: OMG KNOT YOU’RE SICK
KnotMyProblem: Harley, TD thinks that you having sex is disgusting
xVerity: Children, can we behave even for half an hour, or do I need to banish both of you to time out?
Simon moaned again, a quiet, mournful little sound. It made Harlow look his way.
While Simon had pulled the blankets with him when he’d rolled over, they only covered a section of his torso. His legs and hips were uncovered. An erection strained the front of his boxer-briefs, and when Harlow noticed it, he started to harden as well. Simon, so innocent on the outside, had said the filthiest things when they were together in the bathroom—things that had driven Harlow mad with want. What other depravity was he hiding in that beautiful brain of his? Harlow wanted to know.
To avoid dwelling on the thought, he rolled over, turning his back to Simon. If he kept looking, eventually his dick would get the better of him and convince him to crawl onto the air mattress, wake Simon up, and go for round two. Or would that be round four? Five? While Harlow thought it sounded like a great idea, he knew that Simon needed sleep. The day had been emotionally exhausting, and rest would help them all recover.
Gwynning: Well, if you guys are in Aurora, we should try to meet up. It’d be fun.
xVerity: Mal and I can host.
TeenDad2: He won’t let you leave him alone with the kids, huh? Haha
xVerity: You caught me. Between Nikki and the twins, we’ve got our hands full. It’s easiest if you guys come over here.
LoveHarley: I’ll have to see what his schedule is like, but that sounds great. Thanks, guys :)
xVerity: I mean, we could have more than one meet-up. I think I speak for everyone when I say that we all want to see you again, Harley. And you, too, Knot, if you can make it.
KnotMyProblem: I 100% can’t make it, but you guys have fun. I’ll just hang out in the group chat in my underwear and scratch my nuts whenever I feel like it, order pizza, watch some Netflix. It’ll be fine. While you guys are making lasting friendships, I’ll enjoy all the benefits of singledom.
