JAMIE
Finn
Just giving you guys a heads-up. A friend of mine needs to stay with us a few days.
Ryker
A friend?
Jamie
What friend?
Ryker
Is she a hot friend?
Finn
Why’s it gotta be a she?
Ryker
You don’t offer your house up to a dude you’ve got no interest in.
Jamie
It’s my house he’s offering up. Didn’t maybe want to oh, I don’t know, ask first?
Finn
Your house is six thousand square feet, you over the top asshole. You’ve got the room, and she’s had a bad fucking day. Be nice when we get there.
And not all of us think with our dicks, dickhead.
Fuck. No. He’s only got one friend I know of who’s had a bad day...
Ryker
Those of us who aren’t liars admit we do. Does she have a name, and does that name belong to a hot woman? I mean, since you’re not interested.
Don’t say?—
Finn
It’s Ashton. And keep your hands to yourself, Beneventi.
He said it.
Ryker
Ashton. Like little Ashton Carmichael? Like Coach Carmichael’s Ashton? I thought she was a dancer in Boston.
Finn
Yeah. She hasn’t seen him in a few years, but yeah, that Ashton. And she’s a ballerina in Chicago, not on a pole in Boston, you dick. She just got some fucked up family news and needs help. I offered. So be nice when we get there.
Ryker
