Carter
I accept as your best man.
Riggs
No, you don’t.I’m best man.
Williams
I mean, let’s be real, the best man in this group is one hundred percent me.
Carter
You hate people-ing. You can’t be the best man.
Williams
True. I’m out, you two morons can fight over it.
Jordan
Carter, Riggs is my best man. But you and Williams are groomsmen.
Carter
Co-best man. That’s my final offer.
Riggs
You can’t negotiate this, man.
Jordan
Anyway, congrats on the ESPY nomination Williams. You got college player of the year on lock.
Williams
Thanks, man. I have no doubt you’ll be bringing home breakthrough athlete of the year.
Carter
Did y’all see who else is in the category with J?
Riggs
You just have to go there, don’t you Carter.
Carter
What? J is about to swipe that ESPY just like he swiped Mackenzie from Spencer. No competition. I can’t wait to see it in person when he has to watch you with the girl and the award.
Williams
How did you snag an invite?
Carter
I’m your plus one.
