Nah. I just stepped out of the bathroom and I was on my way to the blue bar.
SDILF
Do you remember how to get here? If not, I can come and get you. This is a massive space with four different event rooms.
I wiggle my nose.
Should I, shouldn’t I?
Fuck it.
Harley
I’m a big girl, Daddy. I can figure my way back to the blue bar. If I get lost, I can ask an adult.
Three dots bounce.
Then, nothing.
Three more dots.
Shit, did I push things too far?
SDILF
Stranger danger, little girl. You know Daddy doesn’t want you to talk to any other adults. Send me your location. That way, if I don’t see you in the next five minutes, I’ll track you down.
Playing along, I send him my location.
Harley
There you go, Daddy.
SDILF
Good girl.
Those two words shoot a zing of excitement through me.
SDILF
Get here beforeI come for you.
Harley
Yes, sir. I mean, yes, Daddy.
SDILF
Smart ass.
Harley
See you soon.
SDILF
See you soon.
