Kazimir
You have nothing else to do than waste time on celebrity gossip sites?
Erik
FYI, I’ve been in meetings all morning.
Erik
I’d have to be living under a rock not to know you and Harley are making headlines because of that video of you pretending to perform for the pairs skating competition at the Winter Olympics.
Erik
It’s on every social media platform.
Kazimir
The fake relationship was a scheme and it’s working.
It’s fooling everyone, including myself.
Erik
Have you seen the headlines? They’re calling you lovebirds. A bunch of kids are jumping on the bandwagon, chasing after their own virality. Pretty effectivePR campaign.
Kazimir
The whole point was to craft a new image for myself.
Erik
So, the chemistry bouncing off my screen is all smoke and mirrors? You’re not sleeping together?
Fuck him for knowing me so well.
I type a response.
I erase it.
I do that a few times.
Erik
I got my answer.
Kazimir
Harley isn’t Devlyn.
Erik
Thank God for that. But don’t let this be another reckless decision. Make sure you get to know Harley.
Erik
Had you dated Devlyn longer than three weeks before proposing, you would’ve run the other way.
Harley turned me down for dating. We’re not walking down the aisle anytime soon.
