Kazimir
She’s a friend.
Alina
In that case, the two of you deserve an Oscar nomination for Best Actor and Best Actress in a leading role.
Kazimir
Emotions were running high right before that happened.
Alina
Sure. That, or there’s nothing fake about whatever is going on between you two.
Kazimir
It was a kiss.
Alina
Those photos are going to go viral. You’re halfway there.
Kazimir
You say that like it’s the first kiss that’s ever been caught on camera.
Alina
You’re such a guy. That wasn’t (just) a kiss. That was a Hollywood kiss if I’ve ever seen one. Every girl wants a boy to kiss her with such blazing passion, it makes her toes curl.
Kazimir
You sound like a romance author.
Alina
YOU READ ROMANCE????
Kazimir
I may have read a passage or two while I was looking for a gift for someone at a bookstore last week.
Alina
From the Roy Kent of hockey to the perfect book boyfriend. Keep it up, dear client.
Kazimir
Okay, this is where I tell you, I gotta go ‘cause I have shit to do.
Alina
And… he’s back to being grumpy.
Kazimir
Kaz is leaving this bat shit crazy conversation.
