Me
My diploma’s in my office, feel free to check it out anytime
You’ll need to make it past the bathroom first though. I’m not sure you’ll manage it without being waylaid. We both know how much you love wiling away your work hours in there
Damon Forrester
Fucking hell it was one time
Me
I think most people would say one time tugging it at work is one time too many
Fortunately your boss isn’t one of those people
Damon Forrester
No, my boss just spies on people over bathroom stalls, and listens to them jerk off, and wakes them up to call them a whore
Me
He sounds like fun
Damon Forrester
He’s a fucking nightmare
I chuckle at that, shaking my head.
Me
And yet you’re still texting
I bet you’re still hard as fuck too. Are you actually going to get off this time or suffer through another cold shower?
Damon Forrester
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS?
Me
I just told you, I’m very advanced
Damon Forrester
And THIS is how you decide to use your intelligence?
Me
You’re welcome
But unfortunately I can’t give you what you want this morning because my sister’s in the room so you’ll just have to use your imagination and pretend I’m listening
Damon Forrester
That’s not what I want
Me
