Fucking hell. Why the fuck did I text back?
Me
Because I woke you up and being called a whore makes you horny as fuck and now you’re baiting me into saying more
Damon Forrester
That was a rhetorical question I’m not baiting you. And I’m not “horny as fuck”
Me
He says as he hooks more bait. Don’t worry dirty boy, I’m more than happy to nibble
I know you’re horny as fuck because you’re ALWAYS horny as fuck. It’s actually pretty impressive for a guy of your advanced years, but then again maybe if you weren’t so hell-bent on abstaining from pleasure you wouldn’t be so wound up all the time and living on the kind of hair-trigger that results in you rubbing one out at your place of work
Damon Forrester
Fucking hell, I don’t abstain from pleasure
Me
Of course you do. I bet if I called you right now all I’d hear is you panting like a bitch in heat because you’re STILL fighting the urge to touch yourself even though you’re hard as stone and so desperate for release you can barely see straight
Like last night…remember? You tried so hard to fight it but then you finally gave in and that’s when you started moaning like a cheap, back-alley whore
And you were fucking LOUD too
Now I’m thinking about it I think it must have been a special show just for me. I would have heard you out in the bar if you’d been moaning that loud in the bathroom
Damon Forrester
FFS. I wasn’t moaning that loud
Me
Ah, so you admit you were moaning?
Damon Forrester
I hate you. You’re such a fucking asshole
I let out a little snort, shaking my head wryly at what has pretty much become Damon’s mantra.
Me
Why don’t you ask your brother if he heard you? I bet he did
Do you think he’ll guess you took his advice to let me make you come?
Damon Forrester
His “advice” was completely facetious
In case you don’t know “facetious” means “flippant” or “tongue-in-cheek”—in other words, he wasn’t remotely serious.
I can’t help letting out a bark of laughter at that, which prompts Izzy to look up from her coloring. “What’s funny, Jazz?”
I grin at her as I tap back a reply that will no doubt shock the hell out of Damon. “Just something a friend of mine said.”
