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BREE
Was the extra hip swivel in your slide last night for me?
ME
Sure was.
BREE
I don’t know whether to be appalled or flattered.
ME
[link to “Worst Way” by Riley Green]
BREE
Come to my house when you get back.
ME
It’ll be late.
BREE
I don’t care. I need you in the worst way too.
ME
[biting fist gif]
BREE
Have a good game.
ME
Do you think they’ll see my boner in my pants?
BREE
Wear a cup. Protect the assets.
ME
You’re only using me for my dick, aren’tyou?
BREE
It’s not NOT true.
ME
Swinging for the fences tonight.
BREE
Your batting average will thank you.
