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ME

You’re pretty everyday, Princess.

BREE

Smooth.

ME

Let me see you and I’ll confirm.

BREE

Now you’re just asking for pictures?

ME

Figured it was worth a shot.

BREE

[selfie of her in her office]

ME

Those glasses fuckingkill me.

BREE

Is that a good thing?

ME

A very good thing.

I’m hard right now.

BREE

Inconvenient since you’re not here.

ME

What would you do if I were there?

BREE

Are you…trying to sext me right now?

ME

Is it working?

BREE

I’m at work.

ME