TAYLOR
Come on, Ives. This will be good for you. I promise!
Plus, did you seethis pool?
IVORY
Yes, I saw the pool
The resort does look dreamy. There’s a private beach, overwater villas, an infinity pool, sauna, hot tub, pool bar, indoor bar, sailing, and several other water activities and expeditions for guests. Can I really go on this vacation alone?Tell me you’re single, without telling me you’re single.
TAYLOR
Think of all the fruity drinks you can have.
IVORY
You know I love my fruity cocktails.
TAYLOR
Maybe you can find some other kinds of cock while you’re down there.
IVORY
OMG, you did not just say that
I cannot with you!
TAYLOR
Just saying. I’m sure it’s been a while…
Maybe that’s the real relaxation you need
IVORY
It couldn’t hurt.
TAYLOR
So can I book it?
IVORY
The vacation or an escort?
TAYLOR
I mean I’m sure both could be arranged!
IVORY
I’msure.
I bite my lip nervously, still waffling with this getaway idea. While there are no travel advisories currently, do I want to risk taking a trip right now? Plus, what would I even do by myself on this island resort.
TAYLOR