Posey:Your face smells disgusting!
Silas:How is that productive?
OC:I would say it’s not, but you know, just stepping in here. Anything Penny says is correct because she is queen.
Posey:Seriously, dude, pull your head out of her ass before I tell Hornsby you’re hitting on her.
Penny:He would not be happy.
OC:Jesus, I’m not! I swear. I’m just trying to be liked here and not chewed apart by a mama bear with scary fangs.
Halsey:For the love of God, can we bring it back to the brother thing? Did she say that to you?
Penny:Yes! I was talking about you, you know suggesting how great and hot you are, and she went and said that you’re like a brother to her.
Silas:Not going to lie, that’s a fucking blow.
Pacey:Can’t see us bouncing back from that.
OC:Not that my opinion matters, but fuck, man, that’s harsh.
Posey:I am dead now.
Halsey:Why would she say that? We’ve been getting along great. I haven’t been giving off brotherly vibes.
Penny:Have you been giving off boyfriend vibes?
Halsey:Yeah, I got us cookies the other night.
Posey:That’s it? Have you been doing the no shirt thing? Have you accidentally let her walk in on you naked? You’resharing a goddamn bed, have you scooted in close and aroused her with your morning erection?
Silas:The erection thing is a bit much.
Pacey:And the naked thing isn’t?
OC:You know, in my experience, girls like guys that listen.
Posey:For the LOVE OF GOD exit the chat, OC.
Halsey:I’m not letting her see me naked or poking her with my erection. What is wrong with you?
Silas:If I were you, I’d use the girth-o-nater to my advantage. I did it with my piercings with Ollie.
Penny:Umm . . . piercings, let’s talk about that some more. Halsey, what are your thoughts on piercing your penis?
Halsey:Not good.
Posey:I think this is a drastic move we might have to make.
OC:Oh, I have an idea. Why don’t you ask her about piercings and see if she likes them? Maybe see if she’ll accompany you to get one.
Posey:Okay, that’s a great idea. You’re back in the convo.
OC:Yes! *Fist pump*
Halsey:I’m not talking to her about dick piercings.
Silas:Might get you out of the friend zone. You need to bring attention to the sexual part of the relationship. So talk about your dick.
