Main hole?
As in my vagina?
Who freaking says that?
“What did he say? Is it sexy?”
“No.” I cringe. I hold the phone up to her so she can read it.
“Thanks for letting me use your main hole?” She pauses for a moment and then throws her head back and laughs so hard that she starts to cough. “Oh my God . . .” She waves her hands in front of her face as actual tears of laughter spring to her eyes.
“Why would he say that? That is the unsexiest thing he could have said, especially after the things he said to me last night.” I place my hand on the desk and say, “Penny, he told me to use him as my sex toy.”
I watch her cheeks turn a shade of pink. “He said that?” she whispers.
“Yes, that’s what I’m talking about. It was an unreal experience. So why would he send this text message?”
Penny leans back in her chair and rocks in it for a few seconds before I see realization hit her. “Oh my God.”
“What?” I ask.
She shakes her head. “I bet you anything he’s talking to the boys. That text wasn’t from him. Guarantee it was from Posey.”
“Posey? Why would he text me?”
“No, it’s not from Posey. I mean Posey wrote it, but it’s supposed to be from Halsey. Posey is acting as Halsey.”
“Why would Halsey let him do that? Halsey is clearly much better at saying sexy things than Posey.”
“Probably nervous. Posey did the same thing with Eli and Silas. I remember Eli telling me all about it. When he did itfor Silas, Eli found Silas naked on the floor of the locker room with Posey twisted over him, fighting for his phone. Apparently, Posey said something stupid likeoye my dickto Ollie.”
“Oye my dick?” I chuckle. “Wow.”
“Yup.” She points at my phone. “That has Posey written all over it.”
“So why would he have Posey help him?” I ask.
“Isn’t it obvious? You freaked him out by leaving and now he doesn’t know what to do. He’s desperate and is leaning on Posey to help him.” She glances at her nails. “Wrong move if you ask me, but you pushed him to this point.”
“Well, he freaked me out with his giant cock and dirty talking.” I toss my hands up in the air. “What the hell was I supposed to do?”
“Fair trade.” She smirks and nods at me. “Text him back.”
“What the hell do I say? You’re welcome?”
“That’s a good start. But I have a better idea.”
HALSEY
“Main hole?”I yell as I look up at Posey who seems very satisfied with himself. “You called her vagina her main hole? What the fuck is wrong with you?”
“Told you not to let him have your phone,” Silas says. “This isoye my dickall over again.”
“You know, when he helped me, it actually went pretty well now that I think about it,” Eli says, scratching his chin.
“It went well for both of you,” Posey says and looks at me. “And this will go well for you too. Just watch.”
Through a clenched jaw I say, “How the fuck is this going to go well for me?”
