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Timmy:That’s hot.

Lilly:Well, technically it went from dry-humping to wet humping.

Timmy:Even hotter.

Lilly:And this morning, I made him come by just playing with his balls. And then... he humped me against the wall.

Timmy:Uh, excuse me? Tell me more about this ball thing.

Lilly:LOL. He told me to. I’ve never done that before, but it’s like he’s so in tune with his body that when I started touching him, he was ready to go, focused on what I was doing and only that.

Timmy:I’ve never orgasmed from ball play, but I’ve heard of it happening. Now I want to try it. What did you do?

Lilly:Oh my God! I’m not telling you how to fondle yourself. Also, I’m pretty sure your mouth can’t reach your junk.

Timmy:You fail to realize the many men I have at my disposal. I can be their teacher.

Lilly:Figure it out yourself! But I will say this, when he was about to come, he made me take his cock in his mouth and, Timmy, easily the biggest, nicest penis I’ve ever seen.

Timmy:Really?

Lilly:Yes. Just the sight of his penis gets me going. It’s long and has the perfect girth, with a perfect head. It’s just... it’s picture-worthy.

Timmy:The only great penis I’ve seen in a while is mine. You’re so lucky.

Lilly:You’re ridiculous.

Timmy:And he humped you against a wall, how was that?

Lilly:Carnal. Hot. Everything I needed.

Timmy:Goddamn you and your luck.

Lilly:Not sure I’d say my current line of succession is about luck.

Timmy:True. BUT, you’re a princess, you have a beautiful penis in your life, and you’re being treated like a queen. It seems as though things are going well. Aren’t you glad I convinced you to go?

Lilly:I was waiting for that... but, yes, I am. Being here, it feels as if I’ve found that missing piece in my life.

Timmy:I’m glad, but I need you to remember that when you’re waving to crowds and knighting people, I’m the one who convinced you to take a chance on something new.

Lilly:I’ll never forget. And when things settle down, will you promise to visit me?

Timmy:I’m waiting for an invitation. You just tell me when. Also, on the business side of things, if you stay up there, we need to figure out what to do about the Wagon and me buying you out.

Lilly:Don’t worry about it.

Timmy:That’s not how business works. We’ll work out an agreement. You put your time into our wagon.

Lilly:Okay, we’ll figure it out.

“Lilly?” Keller asks, pulling my attention from my phone.

“Yeah?” I smile up at him.

“Lunch is ready.”

I set my phone down and say, “Okay.”