“I think my dick might be confused.”
Lucas turned to Caden. “That was not what I was expecting.”
Caden’s mouth slowly opened as he turned to face his Russian friend. “Confused… how?”
“Confused, as in I don’t think it can tell the difference between a man and a woman.”
Lucas and Caden both looked at each other once again.
“Okay. We need more details, and perhaps longer sentences,” Caden suggested, throwing his arm around his boyfriend and pulling him into his side.
Nikolai let out a breath. “I invited Kelly over for a threesome with Reid and me, but she never showed up. Then Reid sucked my dick, and I came.”
Lucas and Caden both looked at each other once more. This time, Lucas was struggling to keep a straight face.
“Well, big guy. Usually… during sex… it ends with you coming. That’s when you know the game is over,” Caden explained, drawing out his sentences like he was trying to explain the birds and the bees to a small child.
“Did you not give Reid a warning before you shot him in the face?” Lucas asked, his lips quivering as he struggled to keep himself under control.
“You guys are still assholes,” Nikolai muttered, unimpressed that his so-called friends found this whole thing amusing.
Finally, unable to control themselves any longer, the assholes burst out laughing.
“I come here being serious, and you idiots do nothing but laugh,” Nikolai huffed, folding his arms across his chest, feeling annoyed as shit.
“We know. And I’m sorry, bud. It’s just… you look so fucking serious.” Caden chuckled as he struggled to regain control over himself. “So, you came from getting a blow job. Big deal.”
“It is a big deal. Reid is a man,” Nikolai barked, uncrossing his arms and sitting up straight.
Both Lucas and Caden stopped laughing.
“So? You mean to tell us that Blade never sucked your dick?” Caden asked.
“No. Of course not! We never touched each other during sex,” Nikolai explained, trying to figure out how his friends became so stupid.
“But… all those threesomes?” Caden asked, mouth hanging open as he tried to comprehend what Nikolai was saying.
“Nope. Never touched.”
“Not even by accident? A sausage slip between the butt cheeks? An accidental dick slap across this face?” Caden asked, removing his arm from around Lucas and leaning forward in his seat.
Nikolai’s cheeks flushed. “Well, once or twice our dicks might have touched. It’s hard to do DP without rubbing your dick up against the other guy’s.”
Caden and Lucas both exchanged a glance.
“So, what’s the big deal if a guy sucks you off? Clearly, you’re okay with being naked and touching another dude’s junk,” Caden continued, still looking confused as ever.
“But sucking dick is gay,” Nikolai argued.
“And rubbing your dick up against another man’s dick isn’t?” Lucas jumped in.
The man had a point. He never really thought about it that way.
“Well… no… yes… maybe?” Nikolai felt more confused than ever.
Then a thought occurred to him.
“Wait! All this time, you thought Blade and I were sucking each other off?” Nikolai growled, surprised and a little pissed off.
