Voice Note Transcript: Then I ended up spraying myself in the face with a broken water hose nozzle as I was attempting to clean out said kennel right before I ran to the hardware store for a new hose nozzle and ended up seeing the very last person on earth I wanted to see.
So, no, it’s not.
Also, have I mentioned my coffeemaker died this morning?
Rowan
Oof. I’m sorry …
Anything I can do to help?
Claire
Unless you have an answer for the text I just got from my mom asking me why I never go over to visit anymore, no. I’m afraid there’s nothing you can do to make this day any better.
Rowan
I guess I can’t answer your mother, but what about if I came by to clean out the dog kennel?
Claire
It’s already done.
Rowan
I could bring you some takeout so you don’t have to worry about dinner. What’s your favorite?
Claire
I don’t like food anymore.
I don’t like anything or anyone anymore, especially not myself.
Rowan
Well, I still like you.
And you do have a nice butt.
Claire
Don’t patronize me.
Rowan
I’m sorry. That one was poorly timed.
What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?
Favorite candy?
Claire?
Missed Call — Rowan LaFleur
Hey, I’m coming over, okay?
Missed Call — Rowan LaFleur
