Claire
Wth is wrong with you?
Rowan
Just the sniffles, from what I can tell.
Why? Did I get you sick?
Claire
No.
Wait, you’re sick?
Rowan
Um … is it too late to delete my last messages?
Claire
I was talking about the brand-new stick welder that was delivered to my shop today. Do you really think you can buy me off with anonymous donations to the Camellia High ag program?
Rowan
. . .
Claire
Becauseyou totally can.
*photo of ag class with new welding machine*
The kids said thank you, too.
Rowan
I will pass on your gratitude to the anonymous donor, if I find him. But I’m sure he’d just be happy you found it useful.
Claire
Did you get sick after sleeping in your truck?
Rowan
People don’t catch colds from being cold.
But while you’re possibly thinking about me in a favorable light or at least taking pity on me, can I ask you for another favor?
Claire
WHAT NOW?
Rowan
I told you about my brother’s kids wanting to get into the livestock show circuit, right?
Claire