Wait a minute … is she the girl we talked about—your best friend’s sister, the one that got away?
Landry tried setting you up, but she was already pregnant with Blake’s twins, wasn’t she?
AND THEN YOU HAD TO BE HER DOCTOR?
Rowan
I never said she was the one that got away.
And I’m very happy for her and Blake.
Claire
And Landry’s not just your bestie—he’s your emergency contact.
Because you’ve lived with him before. Which means …
YOU’VE SEEN IT, HAVEN’T YOU?
Rowan
Are you done yet?
Claire
Not until you pay the tax with an embarrassing confession of some sort.
Or you could either discredit or validate the rumors …
Rowan
Wasn’t all of the above embarrassing enough?
And must you always be this crude?
Claire
No.
And, yes, I must. It’s who I am.
Rowan
I’m afraid I can’t participate in this conversation without disrespecting my brother-in-law’s dignity. Believe it or not, even Landry Reed was created in the image and likeness of God.
Claire
*gif of little girl rolling her eyes*
Rowan
Besides, why are you bothering to ask me when it sounds like you’ve already gotten the answer you wanted from my sister?
Claire
*heart react*
I know how much you like positivereinforcement.