Trying out that new coffeemaker, I mean.
Claire
Unbelievably smooth.
Anyway … what do you have planned on this fine evening?
Rowan
Oh, you know, studying for my CDL, practicing my pipe-laying skills, the usual.
Claire
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Rowan
*shirtless bathroom selfie*
Claire
Um, excuse me, sir? WTAF?
I’m gonna need a warning before you send me a thirst trap like this!
Rowan
What’s a thirst trap again?
Claire
It’s what the kids call it when one purposefully poses or presents oneself in a way to appear more attractive and desirable.
And ugh. Could you be any more wholesome?
Rowan
You say thatlike it’s a bad thing.
Claire
You could throw a beige flag in there sometimes, you know, just to make yourself look somewhat normal.
Rowan
Funny. Feels like I’ve been raising plenty of red flags lately.
Claire
You wouldn’t know a red flag if someone waved it in your face.
I mean, obviously, since you’re still friends with me.
Rowan
So … we’re still friends, then?
I wasn’t so sure after the way we left things last night.
