I drag myself up and walk silently over to Renji, crouching beside him. I decide to torture him with embarrassment. His pants fall down in front of a girl he likes, and she gets disgusted by him. I hope he has a crush, so he has a face to picture; otherwise, he may figure out it’s a dream. I will put the idea there; the rest his own mind will cover.
Carter’s dream is that his hair has fallen out, and he has his nails done, a nice, ugly pink to irritate him. After all, he loves his masculinity. I snicker as I move to Jayce. I make him dream that he falls at Sienna’s feet when we get to her, begging her to marry him- Wait, he should cry, too. Yes, make him look like a lame-ass sob.
Ahren… Hmm, this guy’s a weirdo. Wait, I have an idea. He’s swapped bodies with Kaden, and Kaden is an evil alpha, and he knows he has to get rid of his toddler body, and Ahren is terrified and calling for help, but no one can hear him. And he has no bladder control, so he keeps shitting in his diaper. Yup, that’s good.
The last one is Ares. I grin. This one ain’t fucking hard. He’ll dream he’s a belly dancer in his fancy new skirt getup in front of the entire school. Yup, shake that ass, bro.
Chuckling quietly, I go back to my spot, leaving a few feet between me and Blondie, whose cheeks are actually pretty pink.
I lie down and place my hands under my head, and close my eyes, although I’m alert and won’t fall asleep.
Now, I can’t wait for them to get up, so I can see their reactions.
From the momentthey woke up in the morning, it’s been fucking intense to keep a straight face. Everyone’s moods are insane. Ares is straight up pissed, and Allie is grouchy and keeps rubbing her arms and shivering. Carter keeps glaring at no one in particular, his jaw taut. Ahren looks glum as fuck, and Renji looks sad, too. Heaven is avoiding eye contact, and Jayce is now glaring at me.
He can’t possibly know…
“Why the fuck didn’t you wake me for my watch?” he asks icily.
“Hey, man, just thank me. You know I did you a favour taking your watch.” I smile.
His eyes flash. “I didn’t fucking ask,” he snarls.
Now, I know exactly why he’s fucking pissed.
“Why are you pissed?” Ares asks. “By any chance did you have a fucking weird dream?”
Simultaneously, they all look at one another.
“Yes!”
“Yeah!”
“You cunt.”
“Me too!”
Heaven also nods vigorously, her cheeks burning up again.
I stifle a snicker. “Damn, was it bad?”
Allie looks at me suspiciously. “Funny that we all had dreams; mine was disgusting. Did you do something to make us have those freaky-ass dreams?”
What a buzzkill. “Man, I’m not a witch. I can’t cast spells.”
“What were your dreams about?” Renji asks the others.
Ahren shakes his head. “I’m told that we shouldn’t share bad dreams, but it was messed up.” He pouts, a look that doesn’t suit those horns or glowing, freaky eyes.
“Yeah, they were just nightmares.” Ares shudders. “Fuck, I hate this shit.” He glares down at his clothes, and it takes a lot not to snicker.
“Yeah, a nightmare,” Jayce agrees. Everyone but Heaven nods.
Ah, here’s my chance.
“What about you, Blondie? Wasn’t yours a nightmare?” I ask smoothly.
Her eyes widen as she looks at me before nodding hurriedly and looking away. “So, what was it about?” I push, combing my fingers through my hair. Her eyes widen more like saucers, and I smirk. “You ok there, Blondie? You look hot.”
