Yes.
I don’t know.
Probably not.
Fuck.
Yeah. I do.
Me
Call me morbidly curious.
Harper
And do I get to ask the same of you?
Me
I’ll tell you what I told Roche as we sat in a bar one night watching Griffin pick up chicks.
Harper
Okay…
Me
I’m a relationship guy, Harp. Not a one-night-stand kind of man.
Harper
So…then, I guess I have another question.
Me
And the answer to that question would be a big fat zero.
Harper
Really?
Me
If I had been in a relationship with anyone over the last ten years, don’t you think you would’ve known about it? It would’ve inevitably ended up in the media somewhere.
Harper
Do you think there’s a man out there who wanted to sleep with a woman who had a screaming baby at home? Or an overactive toddler?
Yeah babe.
That man would’ve been me.
I would’ve held that screaming baby.
I would’ve played with that overactive toddler.
I would’ve stayed by your side and you wouldn’t have had to navigate life all alone.
