Celia: We’re planning an epic takedown tomorrow, Mama.
Mama: Wonderful! I’ll schedule a spa day for all of us girls on Friday!
Carolina: My lady garden appreciates that.
Papa: Will you need my shotgun?
Cat: No, Papa. I think we’re all stocked up with weapons for our plan.
Cam: Including a tatted-up broody weapon who looks like he wants to eat you alive.
Wysdom: Who says he didn’t do that already?
Wysdom: *ice cream emoji/cat emoji*
Luke: Why? Why do you include me in these chats? Now I have to get a shovel for NAVARRO!
Carolina: We talked about this, baby bro. No more threatening the Saber Sisters’ men! We outnumber you. And so do they.
Cat: He’s not my man.
Celia: Sure sounded like it when you were screaming out his name in the office on Monday.
Cam: *full screen of flame emojis*
Cam: BURN!
Mama: This is wonderful! I cannot wait to have another son-in-law!
Cat: *facepalm emoji*
Cat: FML
Mama: That’s so sweet.
Wysdom: What’s sweet?
Mama: She said - air quotes - FML.
Carolina: I don’t think you know what that means.
Mama: It doesn’t mean: For Mama’s Love?
Wysdom: *full screen of laughing emoji*
Celia: *gif of a woman laughing so hard she falls off a stool*
Cam: No, Mama. It means Fuck My Life.
Papa: Language,MIJA! Why in the world would you say such things?
Cat: It’s an expression, Papa. People use it all the time.
Cam: Like TBH, which means To Be Honest
Celia: Or LOL - Laugh/Laughing Out Loud
Carolina: Or TARDIS: Time And Relative Dimensions In Space
