Ryker: Fine.
Celia: Does she suspect anything?
Ryker: No.
Celia: Any trouble out there?
Ryker: One kill squad.
Celia: WHAT!
Flint: THE HELL?
Rand: WTF?
Ryker: Neutralized threat. No lead on targeting. Check staff at Rack Slabbath in Ridgeway. Cat’s co-workers. Must be leak.
Unknown number: What are you doing with my sister NAVARRO?
Celia: Fluffernutter. Who gave Luke access to this chat?
Unknown number 2: My bad. I hoped it would calm down The God Among Men, but it seems to have done the opposite.
Celia: Sorry, Ryker. It seems Luke - my meddling brother - is on the chat. Along with his wife, Wysdom.
Ryker: (…)
Rand: He’s trying to figure out the least amount of words to say fuck off.
Flint: Wouldn’t fuck off be those words?
Rand: Look at the big brain on Flint!
Flint: *gif of The Hulk smashing things to pieces*
Rand: *gif of mushroom cloud*
Ryker: She’s fine. Handles herself well.
Unknown number 2/Wysdom Ward: Sweet baby Oprah in a manger! *heart emoji*
Celia: Don’t.
Flint: Do!
Rand: Ship! Ship! Ship!
Celia: Ryker and Cat are in grave danger right now.
Tatiana: When has that ever stopped y’all’s meddling before?
Tatiana: *gif of Alex Trebek fromJeopardy!*
Tatiana: The correct answer is: the 35th of NEVER.
Unknown number/Luke Saber:Mi Amor, we don’t need to ship anything. NAVARRO is going to keep to himself.
Unknown number 2/Wysdom Ward: *laughing emoji*
