Page 14 of Saber Fool's Day


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Cat: #ThatsMyJob #ImTheBest #GreatestOfAllTime

Cat: *full screen of goats*

Carolina: Why do we all have to be locked down? #ChangingTheSubject

Wysdom: Well - for starters, Jeffrey Rose has an unnatural obsession with me.

Luke:Mi Amor, I will say nothing about how you helped him last year. I’ll simply say - he will not get to you or our children.

Wysdom: *full screen of heart emojis*

Wysdom: Oh, you beautiful God Among Men. You know I can take care of myself, right?

Luke: *angry face emoji*

Celia: *smiley emoji*

Flint: Luke, Wysdom, and the kids will stay in their compound. The rest of us will hole up in Legacy Lakes.

Cam: This is ridiculous.

Cat: A domestic terrorist who has an unhealthy obsession with YOU is loose in the world. We’re not taking any chances with you, Aaron, or your kids. Everyone’s in lockdown.

Rand: Par-TAY in Legacy Lakes!

Rand: *gif of a man throwing glitter in the air*

Carolina: #CraftHerpes

Mama: Are we confined to the house, or can we go out in the neighborhood?

Flint: Why do you ask?

Mama: Because I have belly dancing lessons at the clubhouse on Tuesday.

Celia: WHY!? Why, you big lug? Why would you ask questions you know there is no coming back from?

Rand: He’s a glutton for punishment.

Carolina: That’s why he married Celia.

Rand: *gif ofThat ‘70s Showcharacters saying “Burn!”*

Carolina: *gif of high-fives*

Celia: *full screen of daggers*

Mama: Of course, if we’re stuck in the house, I can just find - air quotes - other things to keep us occupied.

Celia: Mama. You don’t… AHHHHGH.

Cam: Nopety-Nope-Nope

Carolina: The burn is on us.

Cat: *facepalm emoji*

Papa: Why would you pretend to hit yourself in the face? This is not a good idea.