Rand: Luck?
Carolina: Bigger target?
Rand: What are you saying, puffin?
Carolina: I’m saying he’s a freaking giant! Hence: bigger target.
Rand: K. I thought you meant… *eggplant emoji*
Cam: *gif of a woman rolling on the floor laughing*
Mama: Oh! I know this one. That means - air quotes - “penis.”
Luke: MAMA!
Celia: For the love of cheeses.
Cat: My eyes!
Carolina: *gif of cat shaking its head no*
Cam: What the fuck?
Papa: Language,Mija!
Aaron: Camellia, why do you continue to torture your Papa?
Rand: Suck up.
Flint: You’re jealous you didn’t think of it first.
Rand:TrueStory.com
Cam: Can we focus people? Cat is off-grid with Casper the Tatted Up Ghost.
Wysdom: It seems like she earned the downtime. She did find two escaped prisoners.
Mama: What will happen to these evil people?
Celia: Dakota Helfinger is locked up tight in maximum security. He’ll appear in court via video.
Cam: Jeffrey Rose is deader than a doornail.
Flint: That wanna-be hacker - Premy - is in jail.
Rand: And Cat discovered another crime scene with her takedown of Rose.
Papa: What?
Wysdom: Oh yeah, those metal barrels had body parts in them. Might be Premy’s step-brother. He’s been missing for a few weeks.
Mama: Catalina! What kind of places are you hanging out?
Cat: Biker bars and tattoo parlors, mostly.
Luke Saber has left the chat.
Wysdom: For the love of Oprah! There goes The God Among Men trying to place an online order for a boat for dumping Ryker’s body in the Gulf. Gotta’ go.