Chapter 16
From the text messages of the Saber Family
Mama:Mija! How was the wake?
Cam: I don’t want to talk about it.
Papa: Did you see a lot of people you know?
Cam: *eye roll emoji*
Wysdom: How did it go with D-Inferno?
Cam: *angry face emoji*
Luke: WHAT DID PEARCE DO?
Celia: For the love of cheeses. Little brother, you need to lay off the SHOUTY CAPS!
Carolina: I don’t know. It’s pretty entertaining when he gets like this.
Flint: It’s entertaining when you’re not the target of his Saberventions.
Rand: *sends gif of Goose and Maverick high-fiving fromTop Gun*
Flint: Is that supposed to be us? You know one of them dies, right?
Rand: Right. Not the pretty one.
Rand: *sends gif of Lizzo doing a hair toss*
Carolina: You’re invoking Lizzo now?
Rand: Must be all the time I spent with Midnight Louise on the karaoke contest.
Flint: What makes you think you’re the pretty one?
Celia: *sends gif of SpongeBob’s eye twitch*
Celia: Wysdom - what does D-Inferno stand for? #ChangingTheSubject
Wysdom: Dick-So-Inferno.
Celia: *gif of woman spitting out her coffee*
Carolina: *facepalm emoji*
Luke:Mi Amor, that’s not appropriate.
Mama: If you’ve got it - air quotes - flaunt it.
Celia: Mama. We’ve been over this air quote thing. You don’t need to say air quotes before you use air quotes.
Carolina: Plus, I’m not sure air quotes work in a text.
Flint: Why are you talking about PEARCE’s dick anyway, Wys?
Luke: *eye roll emoji*
