Chapter 43
From the text messages of the Ward-Saber-Pearce family
Wysdom Ward: Special Sunday family dinner alert! We’re getting together tomorrow to celebrate happy endings and new family members!
Carolina Saber-Kestrel: Ew, I don’t know why you keep saying “happy endings.” All it does is make me think of *eggplant emoji/peach emoji/cherry emoji*
Wysdom Ward: *gif of a woman with her eyebrows raised to her hairline*
Wysdom Ward: I said nothing about sex.
Carmen Saber: Is that what those thingies mean?
Celia Saber: Thingies - you mean emojis?
Cam Saber: I’m sorry, Ryan and Aaron. I should have warned you about this.
Aaron Pearce: Warned us about what?
Luke Saber:Mi Amor! Please! We’ve talked about this.
Cam Saber: You’ll see.
Carmen Saber: Yes - talking about sex is very healthy.
Cam Saber: *gif of a lawyer presenting Exhibit A*
Celia Saber-Mendota: *green-faced emoji*
Cat Saber: *puke emoji*
Carmen Saber: I don’t know why you’re like this. I talk about sex with your papa all the time.
Wysdom Ward: *full screen of laughing emoji*
Luke Saber: MAMA!
Ryan Maxwell: OMG! R they talking about…
Carmen Saber: Sex. Sex. Sex. Yes. We’re talking about sex.
Luke Saber: MAMA!
Cam Saber: STOP!
Celia Saber-Mendota: OPT OUT!
Carolina Saber-Kestrel: HELP!
Cat Saber: Those commands won’t help you stop this madness with the family group chat.
Aaron Pearce: Do you do this all the time?
Wysdom Ward: *thinking emoji*
Luke Saber: YES, PEARCE. All the time! They talk about this stuff in the group chat. It’s unbelievable.
Aaron Pearce: *wide-eyed emoji*
