Rand: (...)
Carolina: Shit. That sounded better in my mind.
Rand: *gif of Bill Nye the Science Guy making the universal symbol for mind blown*
Carolina: *facepalm emoji*
Rand: I bet you’re an adorbs shade of red right now.
Carolina: Adorbs?
Rand: Adorbs (adjective/informal) definition: inspiring great delight; cute or adorable. Example: “your blush is totally adorbs.” See also: adorable.
Carolina: *blushing emoji*
Rand: See? Adorbs.
Carolina: (...)
Rand: You’re blushing AND eating chocolate cake right now.
Carolina: *gif of a woman with chipmunk cheeks*
Rand: See how much fun we’ll have at your reunion?
Carolina: (...)
Rand: I can be your fake boyfriend! I already know you like chocolate cake.
Carolina: (...)
Rand: And I checked the reunion website. I see there’s a trivia/scavenger hunt contest. I know all kinds of “sciency” shit. That’s helpful, right?
Carolina: (...)
Rand: Plus - and I’m abso-fucking-lutely tooting my own horn here - I’m a fantastic dancer. The Macarena. The Electric Slide. The Wobble. The Cupid Shuffle. The waltz, tango, Lambada.
Carolina: Lambada?
Rand: It’s the forbidden dance.
Carolina: As it should be.
Rand: So, what do you say?
Carolina: *gif of a woman letting out a big sigh*
Rand: I feel like that’s a yes. It’s a yes, right?
Carolina: How do you text so fast?
Rand: Oh, that’s easy. I voice to text. I tell my phone what to type, and she takes over from there.
Carolina: She?
Rand: If we’re going to carry a computer overlord around in our pockets all the time, I’m going to refer to her as “she.” Or Queen. Whichever she prefers.
Unknown number: I prefer QUEEN!
