Holy GOD.
My stomach heaves as Vaughnrips the man’s throat out. A wet, gurgling sound echoes through the forest as blood pours from the gaping, shredded hole in his neck.
The body drops heavily to the ground. Vaughn turns to me, blood dripping from his fingers.
“I—I—I?—!”
My vision swims as he rushes toward me.
Then it all goes black.
25
VAUGHN
Sebastian
Where the fuck are we at with that confirmation, Wick.
Gideon
Gimme a minute.
Sebastian
I’m sitting here outside his fucking house with my dick in my hand like an asshole. WTF.
Sebastian
V-man, c'mon. Just pull the trigger.
Carson
I think he’s asking you to jerk him off, Marcus.
Sebastian
TF is wrong with you?
Carson
Hey, I’m not the one asking my boss to pull my trigger. That’s not how you get a promotion around here, Seb.
Sebastian
I’m going to make you swallow your teeth next time I see you.
Carson
make me swallow WHAT?? Is someone screenshotting this for HR?
Jesusfuck.
Being friends with these guys is, at times,challenging. Not that it’s hard to be their friend. But dealing with them sometimes really is like herding fucking cats.
Me
Gideon, I really need that confirmation.
