Page 3 of Whiskey Girl


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“You didn’t,” I say to my father.

Daddy nods. “That’s right, darlin’. And you know why? Because you’ll be representing Elizabeth Bennet. You’ll be the only lady dressed in true Regency costume. The other ladies will pick their own dresses and the men their suits, but Eloise from Darcy Bridal Boutique has agreed to lend you her window costume from the time she sewed an exact replica of Elizabeth Bennet’s gown from the BBC movie.”

I slump against the bar. “Oh, God. This is all so ridiculous that I don’t even know what to say.”

“Be respectful, Macey.” Mama eyes me disapprovingly. “Jane Austen’s ghost is a living being, with a soul just like you and me. You’ll hurt the poor dear’s feelings if you complain about her. She’s already a prisoner in our bar—the least we can do is treat her kindly until she’s freed.”

“That ghost is never going to be freed, no matter how many weddings The Cowherd throws or how many ways you two try to find the magical couple.” I brush a stray hair out of my face impatiently. “The legend isn’t real—it’s town gossip, a folk tale. And by next July fourth, when no wedding has succeeded in opening the cell door, y’all will know I’m right.”

“Mace…” Mama says as she furrows her brow and eyes me uncomfortably.

I glance away from her and down at the white scar line on the soft inside of my wrist. Some memories will never fade, no matter how much I wish they would.

“I’ll do the damn fake wedding,” I say. “For the sake of our family business only. But right now, I need to close up for a bit. I have an errand to run.”

I tell Ginny I’ll call her and wave goodbye as the three of them leave. Before leaving myself, I walk down the long, lonely hallway to the liquor room, which doubles as my office. I shut the door behind me and sink down into the chair at my desk. I stare across the room at Cell Number One, the lone jail cell from our former town prison that supposedly has held Jane Austen’s ghost since she was brought here from England under a witch’s cruel spell. No one can release her from her cell except for the magic of two soul mates coming together in marriage. And if the right couple isn’t discovered by next July fourth, the ghost will be forever trapped in the bar.

It’s a story I’ve heard my entire life and one my mother swears is going to keep me from my own soul mate if Jane doesn’t get set free. All because of some dumb scar I’ve got on my wrist, a scar Mama is convinced makes me as cursed as Jane Austen’s ghost.

Well, I decided a long time ago not to deal with any of that crap. As the oldest child of two parents who never figured out how to make their relationship work in any healthy way, I’m not going to repeat their mistakes. The easiest way to do that? Follow the same path Logan does:

Don’t marry.

Don’t commit.

Anddon’tgive your heart away.

But I do have needs. And if my parents are going to make me play Elizabeth Bennet and be a fake wife for a night, then I’m damn sure going to guarantee that my Mr. Darcy gives me one hell of a good time.

I just have to ask if he’s on board.