Please don’t. It’s my aunt’s party
I’ll tell you later
Crush
We’ll give you live updates
Gavric
And pics.
Titan
Oh gods. Just please remember that it’s all part of Mathlin’s plan to fuck with Everdin.
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MATHLIN’S FRIEND CHAT
MathlinHatesMath
Omg, I made Titan cry twice in one day
NotAWalrus
????? What???
MathlinHatesMath
He just came back to the cabin with his face wet
He was talking to his dads, apparently we forgot to tell them that we, uh, sent one of his customers away with a big lie
KillianKillsDreams
Oh, the ear fucking?
OttisWoof
Pfffftttt I didn’t need to crack up again, thanks Kils
IvoFivo
Ahhhh, the ear fucking. (wipes tear)
MathlinHatesMath
... Omg. Is that what the 153 unread messages in this chat are about?
PinksThinks
Yes???
NotAWalrus
How could you keep such juicy news from us, Mathlin???
HocusPocus
