While my limbs were all supposedly broken!
Telos
brb I’m ded. Died laughin
Titan
The ear fucking was a story that Mathlin made up to convince Salem that I wasn’t committing adultery
Duke
Fighting an untruth with an even bigger untruth? That’s really something else.
Gavric
You should’ve seen Dad and Papa’s faces when Salem came knocking at their door
Titan
Wait, so did they go along with it??
Gavric
They did, but they want to see you the minute you’re back on pack territory.
Titan
Damn it. I was trying to avoid their messages
Crush
I can’t decide if I like Salem’s story better, or Mathlin’s. Both deserve an award
Gavric
Award goes to Everdin for starting all this
Titan
Yeah, well, wait for the weekend. Mathlin has more insanity cooked up
Telos
Like?
Titan
(zippered mouth emoji)
Ace
Aw c’mon Titan you can’t leave us in the dark
Raptor
Not if you don’t want us to crash your weekend
Titan
