“Ham!” Titan yelped.
“It was almost a threesome,” Hamilton said with a dramatic sigh.
Titan cringed. “It wasnot.”
Ottis and Gavric were staring at him again. Then they looked at Mathlin, who turned bright red.
“Nothing happened!” Mathlin squeaked.
From the looks on their faces, neither sibling believed him.
“You should probably go have dinner,” Titan said to get them out of his cabin. “Shoo! Food’s getting cold!”
“You’re not joining us at the pack house?” Gav asked pointedly.
Ottis rolled his eyes. “With them smelling like that? You probably won’t see them out of bed ‘til next week.”
If only,Titan thought with a pang.
“I told you, it’s for a job!” Mathlin yelped.
Warning signs popped up in Titan’s head. Surely Mathlin wasn’t going to...
Mathlin curled his fingers into loose fists, jerking them up and down. “It’s a very big job. Like, the biggest. And the messiest.”
For a long while, no one spoke. Ottis looked embarrassed. Gav looked a little sick. Hamilton began to snicker.
Titan wanted to sink through the floorboards.
“It’s the magical healing cock, isn’t it?” Ottis finally said. “That only makes sense. Ti’s desperate for his injuries to heal.”
Mathlin covered Jannie’s ears. “Why does everyone keep suggesting that? I don’t think my jizz has magic in it.”
“You’d be surprised,” Ottis said, completely serious. “The rumors arewild.Apparently it cures everything from warts to chronic illnesses, and third nipples.”
Mathlin shook his head slowly. “Does that mean people would buy my jizz, too?”
Huh.That hadn’t occurred to Titan. But maybe...
“‘Too’? What do you mean by that?” Ottis asked.
Mathlin’s eyes widened. He glanced at Titan. “Uh. Nothing!”
And now Ottis and Gav were staring at Titan again. Titan sighed. “Please just leave. Math and I have plans for tonight.”
His siblings began to smirk. Their assumptions were completely wrong. But at least they now understood that their presence was unwelcome, so Titan gritted his teeth and waited.
Halfway to the door, Gavric stopped, whipping his head around. “Wait. I figured it out.”
Titan held his breath, wondering if Gav would be disgusted by his new business.
“What?” Ottis asked.
“He’s selling himself somehow!” Gav said, his eyes wide. “Wow, Ti. That’s badass.”
Titan stared. “Are you serious?”
“Why wouldn’t I be?” Gavric shrugged. “As long as it’s something you’re into, I don’t see anything wrong with it.”
