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It’s like he really doesn’t mind if I don’t have any money.

In fact, he helped me open a bank account and then dumped a bunch of money in there. Said it’s all mine. It’s crazy.

MathlinHatesMath

Why would he want you spending your time elsewhere making a bit of money, when he could be breeding you nonstop?

KillianKillsDreams

... Actually, you’ve got a point.

Most of the time when I’m not busy with Naddie, he’s got me pinned under him. I think I will never be tight again.

OttisWoof

I need to scrub my eyes out

That’s my brother you’re talking about!

NotAWalrus

Here’s some brain bleach

PinksThinks

Ottis, maybe cover your eyes for a bit

Kil, do you know what’s worth more than a ring? Even a diamond ring?

Mark yourself all over with his name. That’s a better engagement present. Wear at least one of his used clothes. Smell completely like him. TBH if you bend over and his name is there on your butthole, he’s all yours

Wolves really, really like to claim. Territorial. I should know, I’m a wolf

KillianKillsDreams

... OMG did you just call my butthole a ring?

Also, he did that the other week, but the marker ink eventually faded

PinksThinks

You didn’t put the markings back on??

KillianKillsDreams

I’m shy!!!!

PinksThinks

But yeah. Your butthole ring. Better than any ring on the market, I can promise you that. Anytime you want him to wear your ring, you know what to do (wink emoji)

KillianKillsDreams

I... am going to get on that right now. (blush emoji)

MathlinHatesMath

Pinks is revolutionizing proposals, one butthole at a time