Xenoth gave her a slow smile, his kropek sneaking up from behind to slide between her legs.
“You know, My Z’Sally,” he said with a purr. “I have been studying your earth men for some time. I think I know, now, what you will like…Shall I show you…” His kropek flicked against the outside of her entrance. “…what it is that you will like?”
Sally’s brain went a little fuzzy at those teasing flicks of his tentacle, but his words irked her. It was exactly the kind of bullshit she used to get all the time from the guys she dated.
“Now Iknowyou didnotjust tell me that you ‘know what I like’ as if you’re the end-all encyclopedia of my own..my own…dang…body!GODDAMNIT JUST PUT IT INSIDE ALREADY!”
Xenoth chuckled, rubbing the tip of his kropek teasingly back and forth against her. He pushed inside of her beautiful, dripping wet cunt, the tip of his kropek adjust its shape until it was pressed againstallthe right places.
And then it vibrated.
Sally came so hard and so fast she nearly passed out.
She screamed something along the lines of “HALLELUJAHOHMAHFRUITBYTHEFOOTGAHD!”, before collapsing limply on top of his chest.
Her own wetness mingled with the splash zone already beneath her as Xenoth gently petted her hair while she recovered.
“My beautiful Z’Sally,” he murmured into her ear. “You did not let me finish. As I was saying, I think what you will like is something completelyalien…” His voice was entirely too smug. “…or am I wrong?”
Sally, when she could breathe again, started laughing. She laughed and she laughed, until finally she could answer him.
“You know what, Xenoth? Yer absolutely right! Gettin’ fucked by an alien was the best 8 second ride o’ myentirelife!” She patted him weakly. “Way to go, cowboy!”
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The next morning the work boards in Domicile 88 looked a little different. The number one item oneverylist read the same throughout the community:
SOUNDPROOFING.
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1-900-U-F-HOs
One Year Later…
“So, I might’ve done something…” Tracy’s voice trailed off nervously, her eyes darting across the breakfast table.
Llewellyn looked up at her tiredly. She’d been dragging this entire last year, being without Sally. She hadn’t expected how much of a difference a single person could make to the equilibrium of her life.
“I kinda made a profile…on the alien dating site.”
Lou’s eyes blazed at Tracy. “You didwhatnow?”
“It’s just, Sally’s been so happy! And I…well I keep seein’ all these hunky guys posted and well…” she trailed off miserably, hunching down in her seat.
Lou took in a shaky breath, trying not to cry. She covered her face with her hands.
“Aw, no, Lou,pleasedon’t cry! I ain’t done nothin’ on it yet, it’s just the profile!”
“Nooo, it’s fiinnee. I’m sorry.” Lou’s voice was muffled in between sobs. “I j-just m-miss herrrrr!”
Tracy slid over and put an arm around the other woman. “Oh baby, I know. We all do!”
Chet chose that moment to come clattering in.
“Hey baby!” he said cheerfully, knocking the dirt off his boots.
Lou answered him with a sob.
