“Hm?”
“The oldest in the colony?”
“I pre-date High Queen Z’adaznik, if you can believe that.”
“You do not!”
“I do!”
Xenoth grinned, “Well if you’re older than my mother, now I know why Ascending Y’arza’s always calling you ‘old man’!”
Arzog laughed lightly. “I forgot you were Z’adaznik’s brood!” He made a suggestivemmmnoise. “Nowtherewas a Queen! I wouldn’t have minded being pinned down to bear for her a time or two.”
Xenoth made a disgusted face. “Ugh! Please! That’s mymother! I do not need to envision the two of you exchanging tubes, thank you very much! Assisting my brother with his nightly wank sessions is already bad enough!”
Arzog laughed again as they gathered up their picnic. His laugh turned suggestive and he added, “Well, I rather like your brother’s tubes, so I’m happy to trade you my children for his tubes any time you wish!”
“Arzog.”
“Yes?”
“Don’t make me get out the fire honey!”
Arzog laughed loud enough that the gryllrogi’s clurping paused momentarily. He slung a kropek around Xenoth’s shoulders companionably.
“Some day, young Zah, I will tell you about the time Queen Z'aliza and I got very creative with fire honey. Did you know just the right amount smeared around your tubes can bequitedelicious if you’re into edging play?”
“A fascinating story for me to go and tell your children about later! I wonder what sort of new ideas that will give them…”
Arzog’s horrified gasp could be heard halfway around the planet.
***
E.T. PHONE HO
Sally was dreaming. She knew she was dreaming, but she didn’t mind. It was a good dream. A damn good dream.
She groaned happily as the Xenomorph queen pinned her face-down, ripping off all of her clothes. Xenomorph drool dripped and pooled in places that would have made Conscious Sally cringe and want to scrub herself for days, but in the dream, it just made herwet.
Clawed hands wrapped around her wrists, that deadly-pointed tail slapping at her ankles, spreading them wide as the Queen’s enormous form leaned down against Sally’s back, an un-identifiable appendage rubbing up against Sally’s slick center. She let out a low cry, her limbs trembling in anticipation, about to be absolutely eviscerated with pleasure.
A low, animalistic chuckle sounded in her ear and while she couldn’t see him, her dream-self knew it was Predator. The Xenomorph let her turn her head just enough to see Predator standing there, slowly removing his armor to reveal his…his…
OH MY!
Sally’s dream-self nearly shorted out in pleasure at the sight of the multi-headed appendage Predator began strokingas he watched her getting railed by the Queen. He growled as Sally gasped, his facial fang flaps waggling open as he enjoyed the sight of the Xenomorph entering her with an impossibly large appendage. The Queen started thrusting, shrieking her Xenomorph shriek as she rearranged Sally’s insides.
Oh fuck yes!
Sally’s dream-self hung on for dear life, crying out over and over as she neared her peak, but could never quite get there.
Predator stopped stroking himself and stalked towards the thrusting pair. The Xenomorph screeched in warning, pausing her onslaught of Sally’s insides. Which is when Sally’s dream-self realized there was a secondary appendage thrusting in and out of the one currently lodged inside of her.
Just like the mini-mouth; she’s got a mini-dick!Holy shit!
Sally’s pleasure ramped up another notch at that sudden knowledge. It kept ramping, right up until Predator screamed and tackled the Xenomorph, the two of them ripping away from their pinned human sex-toy.
Dream-Sally’s pleasure was suddenly tinged with fear…which didn’t necessarily take away from the experience.
