Breaker
*puke* Please leave out all of the dirty details.
Elliot
Nothing dirty happened.
Lennon
Bummer.
Elliot
I shouldn’t even be talking about this. I don’t want to violate his privacy.
Breaker
So something dirty did happen?
Elliot
NO. Not really. We just talked. I said things, he said things…
Lennon
Riveting. So glad B and I paused making out and watching Forrest Gump to hear this amazing story.
Elliot
There might have been some…suggesting of… dirty things on his part…
Lennon
Now there’s the good stuff. I knew Holmes had a little bit of Froot Loop in him like us. What did he suggest? Secret rendezvous? Hand stuff? You know, there’s a really good supply closet at the stadium if you’re into thesemi-public thing.
Elliot:
It doesn’t matter. At the end of the day, he wants to be friends. Just friends. How do I do that? How do I be just friends with someone I can’t get out of my head?
Breaker
You’re talking to the wrong guys, Baker. Len and I were never just friends, even when we were.
Lennon
You should ask Coach Cannon. He and his husband were friends for ten years before they fell in love. And that was only after they got married.
Elliot
Forget it. It's fine. I’m fine. Everything is fine.
Breaker
*Narrator voice* Everything was, in fact, not fine
Elliot
*middle finger emoji*
