Cookie dough, duh.
Alex
DUH! Cookie dough is the superior flavor. We’re ice cream compatible! We need a movie night. Happy Gilmore, Clueless, and a big ass tub of cookie dough ice cream.
Elliot
I’ll bring the antacids.
Alex
Such a Boy Scout.
Elliot
If you weren’t a hockey player, what would you want tobe when you grow up?
Alex
I feel you should know that I am currently crossing my fingers behind my back and I’ve knocked on all the wood. I want to be a hockey player when I grow up, of course.
Elliot
Of course! I never should have put that out into the universe.
Alex
Thank you. However, in another life, I’d be an archaeologist.
Elliot
Oh yeah? Were you into dinosaurs and Indiana Jones and Ross from Friends as a kid?
Alex
No, but I did an anthropology minor in college and I loved the archaeology requisites. I was really into digging in the dirt. What about you?
Elliot
I do like getting my hands dirty, but science has never really been my thing. I think if I weren’t a football player, I’d want to be a teacher. I think I’d make a kick ass high school history teacher.
Alex
I could see that. You’d be the hard ass that all the students inexplicably love.
Elliot
Right. My class would be notoriously difficult, but everyone would be vying to have me on their schedule. My lectures would be legendary.
Alex
I could listen to you talk about the French Revolution and absolutism for hours.
Elliot
I’m going to choose to take that as a compliment.
Alex
