Elliot
Ok, so I know hockey players are notoriously suspicious
Alex
Understatement of the century
Elliot
And you said that Franny the fanny pack comes with you everywhere, right?
Alex
She does. She’s my emotional support bag.
Elliot
So…do you wear her under your pads?
Alex
God, I wish. I tried to lobby the team to let me add her to my uniform, but no such luck. Franny brings me luck from her home in my locker during games.
Elliot
Hmm. I bet she’d like to see you play sometime. Do you think Franny could still bring you luck from the stands?
Alex
I think she could bring me luck anywhere, but I’m afraid if I get her a ticket with her own seat, someone might take her.
Elliot
You’re adorable.
I thought maybe I could bring Franny to watch you play. Maybe in a few weeks, the Hockey Cares benefit night? A bunch of guys from my team are going to be there in the crowd anyway.
Seems…serenditpitous.
Alex
Oh my god. Omg omg omg, you’d do that for Franny?
Elliot
Of course! And I mean, I might have some ulterior motives…
Alex
Oh? What are they?
Elliot
Watching my new friend play, duh.
Alex
Oh…
