What kind?
Kendra
A big one.
Me
That’s what she said.
Kendra
Funny.
But. No time for comedy.
Jesse keeps texting True during the bachelorette party. He’s ruining it.
Me
And you want me to keep him busy?
Kendra
Pretty please.
Me
What do I get out of this?
Kendra
Best blowjob in the world?
I nearly droppedthe phone into the Gulf of Mexico.
Me
Don’t make promises you can’t keep.
Kendra
*Gif of Michael from The Office screaming, “It’s Happening!”*
Me
You know I’d do it anyway.
Kendra
So, you don’t want the world’s best blowjob?
Me
Let’s not be hasty.
That is how I found myself knocking on the door of Demeter House’s long-term rental apartment, waiting for the wanker to open up.
When he did open the door, he wore gray sweatpants, a dirty T-shirt stained with ketchup, and was holding a beer. “What’s up, my guy?”
