Simmer down, Seven. It’s not like that. It was more of a one-night thing.
Bolt Jarrett
I do not want to hear about that.
*gif of a child holding hands over ears and singing loudly*
Joy Maddux
You certainly don’t.
Chloe Jarrett
I’m torn between wanting to high-five my daughter and sending her to her room for a month.
Donald Atwell
Isn’t the bogey staying there now?
Chloe Jarrett
*full screen of poop emojis*
June Atwell
They’re headed to Charlotte’s Bridal for the fitting right now. We need to kick this up a notch.
Gail Keck
Can we get that drug addict to get them to BIMBO?
June Atwell
He’s not a drug addict.
Gail Keck
He smells like dope all the time.
Strick
He does love Mary Jane almost as much as he loves my sister.
June Atwell
That is so hard for me to imagine.
The sister part.
Strick
Do yourself a favor, and don’t try to imagine it.
Just. Don’t.
Donald Atwell
I think pulling a fairy godmother on the Skipper won’t be enough. We need to sever the ties that bind.
