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Otty: Nothing. No movement at all

Me: Are lights on?

Otty: Living room. Dining. Kitchen.

Me: Maybe he’s having a poker night or something.

Hannah: Our father?

Me: Well, go up and knock.

Otty: Absolutely not.

Hannah: Why not?

Otty sends a photo of herself. Under a bright yellow bathrobe,she is wearing a bathing suit and a too-short pair of jean shorts that were mine in ninth grade.

Me: Omg. My eyes. I will never be the same.

Hannah: We all know that washing and drying isnother talent.

I chuckle at theChicagoreference. It is by far Hannah’s favorite musical. I can’t help but wonder if the state of her marriage is to blame.

Otty: Now I have to pee.

Me: Pop a squat in the yard.

Otty: Shorts plus bathing suit squat would be a nightmare. Shit, it’s late. I’ve gotta go, anyway. Working brunch tomorrow.

Me: What’ll you wear to work?

Otty: I’ll wash something in the sink. Blow it dry.

Hannah: Welcome to adulthood

Otty: Really?

Hannah: No. What you are describing is the opposite of adulthood.

Otty: You’re an asshole. Tell her she’s an asshole, Rae.

Me: She’s telling the truth.

Otty: I hate you both. And I’m leaving. One of you bitches can spy if you want to know who the mystery car belongs to.

Hannah: There are children sleeping in my house. I can’t.

Otty: Where’s Schaffer?

Hannah: Minneapolis? Memphis? Don’t remember.

Otty: It’s Friday.

I race over to a different thread and text Otty directly.

Me: Stop it. Leave her alone about Schaffer right now. It’s late. She’s on her own. She doesn’t need us reminding her that her husband’s never home.

Otty: You’re so annoying