She laughed. “Yeah. Metaphorically.”
The act of washing the tractor wasn’t entirely unpleasant. Leigh even made it fun by playfully spraying me with the hose and starting what she called a “bubble fight.” We tossed soaped-up rags at each other until we both became soaked, and I reveledin the peals of laughter from Leigh. I enjoyed the sound of her joy.
I turned to pick up a fallen rag, and Leigh startled me by aiming the hose directly at my back. I gave a shout and jumped before turning back around to face her. Her blue eyes glimmered with mischief, and I advanced on her with the rag.
“No, T’raat! Wait! I’m already just about soaked!” She ducked behind the tractor.
“I missed a spot,” I said with mock seriousness. Grabbing the hose from her hand, I slapped her cheek lightly with the rag before turning the hose on her. Interestingly, her white upper clothing became transparent when wet, and I froze mid-play as my eyes locked onto her heaving breasts.
“Tsk, tsk.” She grinned and moved closer. “Now look what you’ve done. I’m so wet.”
“A-apologies,” I stammered as my body heat rose. “I did not intend to fully saturate you.”
“Well,” she glanced down at her thin shirt, “look at that. You can see clean through it! What was it I said about what you can see?” She licked her lips and pressed her chest to mine.
Myn’rilhardened at her proximity. “You stated that whatever I can see, I can touch …”
“Mm-hm.”
I reached up and cupped one teat with my free hand, dropping the hose as I did so. The hose flopped and sprayed us wildly, but I had completely lost interest in any of my surroundings that weren’t Leigh’s teats.
“You know,” she murmured as she leaned close and licked around my gills, “this could kinda be considered our second date. I mean, we’re spending time alone together, and Dad won’t be back from the fields for another hour at least.”
I did not know until that moment that my gills were erogenous zones. Xalanite women did not stimulate our gillsduring mating, so I doubted many Xalanite men would realize what such stimulation could do to us. I moaned and pulled her close. “What activities might a second date entail?” I asked.
“Well … I have an idea, but we should probably get up in the cab of the tractor in case Dad drives by.”
Myn’rilthrobbed at the thought of engaging in activity that we must hide from Harrison. I picked Leigh up and carried her into the cab of the vehicle, laying her on the damp seat. I moved to lie on top of her, but she stopped me.
“Wait! Help me get this shirt off.”
I paused, confused. “Why? I can already see through it, thus I can already touch your teats.”
Leigh’s eyes rolled back in her head, and she began to peel the soaked garment off her skin. “You can’t fuck ‘em through it, though. And you’ve gotta find a better word for them than teats. Breasts, boobs, tits, jugs, hooters, anything other than teats.”
Her words made no sense. “There are no orifices on your … hooters. How will I fuck them?”
She propped herself up on her elbows and shot me a dubious look. “I thought you guys had porn on Xalan. How do you not know what titty fucking is?”
“We have mating programs, yes. They are our primary import from Earth.”
“And you’ve never seen one with titty fucking?”
I shook my head. “No.”
Leigh rested back against the seat with an exasperated sigh. “Fine. I’ll explain it as we go. First, straddle my chest so you’re sitting just under my boobs. Be careful not to put your full weight on me. I’m not in the mood to be suffocated.”
Though there was little room to maneuver in the cab of the tractor, I followed her instructions. “And now?”
“Put the bign’rilin between them.”
“And then?”
She huffed out another sigh. “Then thrust, silly.” Leigh pressed her breasts together until the wet mounds engulfed my lowern’ril. “Here, I’ll hold ‘em to make it easier. You just move like you’re having sex, but instead of being inside me—which I’m not quite ready for yet—you’re between the boobs.”
I cocked my head to the side. Something about this did not make sense. “And you derive sexual pleasure from this act?"
Leigh shrugged. “I guess? I don’t know for sure. Never done it before.”