Marco: Take kid to beach. I’ll mark that as tip #2 instead. Probably not a good look if someone finds my list and I have “use child as prop” LOL
Jay: Smart.
August
Marco: [picture of a stray dog on his back, awaiting belly rubs]
Jay: What’s that boy’s name?!
Marco: Don’t know. Taking suggestions.
Jay: Lil John
Marco: LOL Lil John it is.
Jay: WHAT?!
Marco: YEAH!
Jay: OKAY!
Marco:
September
Jay: Uncle Tip #10: Buy them impractical things their parents never would. Like a 6’ tall teddy bear.
Marco: Omg Rebecca will strangle me. I’m doing it.
Jay: What’s ur coffee order?
Marco: You bringing me some?
Jay: Would if I could. I’m just standing in line waiting for mine.
Marco: What do you think it is?
Jay: Hmm… u probably only drink it black right now, right?
Marco: That’s right.
Jay: But I feel like when ur home, it’s something better… something a little extra. OMG is it a PSL?
Marco: You know what, the pumpkin spice latte gets too much hate.
Jay: I was right?!
Marco: Yeah LOL. What’s your order?
Jay: It changes all the time. If it’s coffee flavored, I’ll drink it. Today I’m ordering a flat white.
Marco: What’s on the agenda today?
Jay: Onboarding some new interns. They’ll have a million questions and look lost all day. All week. It’s adorable.
Marco: You seem like you’d be a good leader. You’re patient and approachable.
Jay: That was nice of u.
