Marco: noted.
Jay: Sounds like I’m picking u up from base again!
Marco: You don’t have to. I can figure it out.
Jay: Yes I do! I want to. Unless u don’t want me to.
Marco: Nah, it’d be good to see you, man. I’d like that.
Jay: It’s settled.
May
Jay: Let’s play what’s ur favorite.
Marco: Idk this game. Did you just make it up?
Jay: Yup. What’s ur favorite snack?
Marco: Pussy
Jay: SAME DUDE
Marco: Popcorn. You?
Jay: S’mores.
Marco: Lol that’s a whole ass dessert, dude.
Jay: It is not. It is a campfire snack. And I’ll have several in one sitting, fuck u very much.
Marco: I take it it’s my turn to ask a question?
Jay: U catch on fast, Marco, I don’t care what others say.
Marco: Lol thanks. Favorite song?
Jay: Ok, this is gonna sound weird, and this isn’t even a genre of music I listen to often, but Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver is my favorite song.
Marco: Really? I mean, it’s a top tier song for sure, but yeah that does surprise me.
Jay: What’s urs?
Marco: If anyone asks, I tell them it’s Back Against The Wall by Cage the Elephant, but secretly, it’s Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield. And if you tell anyone, I’ll deny it.
Jay: LMAO that’s a great song! But I swear, ur secret's safe with me. What’s ur fav show?
Marco: The Office.
Jay: Me too!
Marco: What’s your favorite episode?
Jay: Omg Threat Level Midnight, for sure. What’s urs?
Marco: The one where Michael grills his foot on his George Foreman
Jay: LMAO And Ryan puts crushed up aspirin in his pudding cup
