“Simone, Lanette, what the fuck are y’all doing here? I know for a fact that you two were not invited,” I asked once I stood next to Jubilae.
Simone looked good, but I would expect nothing less. Her look or how she carried herself was never an issue. To trapniggas, they had to have something with them that was attractive enough to bait the niggas.
“Hello, Robert. It’s nice to see you. I’m here because my daughter is having my grandchild. I have a right to be here, the same as her sister,” she said. Her entitlement was loud and wrong.
Simonette stepped between me and Jubilae. “You don’t have a right to be here because you were not invited. You have no rights when it comes to me and my family.” When Lanette quipped that they were her family, Simonette laughed. “No, you’re my relatives. These people are my family.”
Simone’s ear leaned toward her shoulder. and her arms crossed over her chest. I knew the conversation was going to take a shift when Simonette linked her arm with Jubilae. That one action had laid down a firm declaration to Simone that couldn’t be ignored.
“Oh, she’s your family too? Have you replaced me and found a new mommy to love you, Simonette? Awe, your dad gets a new whore, so you have a new mommy,” Simone mocked. What the fuck was wrong with this woman? I had no idea how I never saw how evil this bitch was.
I took a step forward but was stopped by Jubilae’s arm. When my tightened eyes traveled to her, she gave me that look that let me know that she had it. I raised my hands in surrender and took a step back. She had it.
Jubilae turned to face Simonette. “Baby girl, how about you go get me some fries. Daylen, please take her to get me some seafood loaded fries. Rissa, you go with them.”
Simonette nodded. “Okay, I can do that. Do you want a lemonade too?”
Jubilae nodded, then told her to get her a strawberry lemonade. The theme of the baby shower wasA Baby Fair. There were several food options that were set up like a fair.We were currently inside, but there was an outside part of this shower. They had games and a few rides. The number of permits needed for this was crazy. I loved that Rissa teamed with local charities to have children come out to enjoy the fun.
Daylen took Simonette’s hand, kissed her lips, then escorted her outside where the fry man was. Jubilae watched silently and calmly. The second they were out of sight, something I never expected to happen happened.
Smack!Joy smacked the shit out of Simone. Perhaps the heels that Simone wore weren’t sturdy, and that was why she was now on the ground. The slap was hard but not fall on the ground hard.
Jubilae walked and stood next to where Simone was still on the ground. Lanette stood off to the side with her hand over her mouth. It was clear that she didn’t want any drama. “Simone, let this be your last time being disrespectful to me, my man, or our daughter. Yeah, I said our daughter because she ain’t bit more yours than that rancid pussy that you passed around to the next man to have that one over there with. I’m not sure what you thought would happen when you and your daughter strolled in here with your entitlement, but you see what did happen.”
Joy stepped forward. “See, I slapped the shit out of you because I’ve wanted to since I found out how you treated my niece. Get your ass off the damn floor and out of here before I really beat you the fuck up.”
Simone finally got her ass up with Lanette’s help. Lauren stood there in a world of her own with an ice cream. She couldn’t care less that her grandmother just got slapped. “You ratchet bitch. I should have known you were this . . . ahh!”
Before the punch landed, Chance snatched Joy back. When Jubilae stepped forward, I grabbed her wrist. “Nope, that’s not what we’re doing. Simone, security is ready to escort you and your daughter off the premises. Let me be clear. I’m going easyon this shit because I know you and your ulterior motives. Make no mistake, you have no more times to play with my daughter, and I’m on your head.”
“Daddy, why are you doing this? How can you treat us like this?” Lanette reached up to heaven, touched the throne of Christ, then came back down with a mountain of audacity.
I must have missed the second head because she couldn’t be serious. “Lanette, even when I thought you were my child, you never called me daddy. It feels extremely uncomfortable now. I haven’t began to treat you or your ho ass mama. Stop fucking playing with me and my family. Simone, take your daughter, granddaughter, and get the fuck out.”
“Fuck you, Robert. Kevin is so much of a better man than you. That’s why I let him have me any way that he wanted me, and I’m marrying him. You nor your limp dick are shit.” Simone yelled at the top of her lungs like I wasn’t right in front of her. She tried to embarrass me with lies when it was her who was getting embarrassed.
Jubilae’s laughter erupted from her soul. Everyone was quiet as she laughed her ass off. It was a hearty, someone told a Bernie Mac worthy joke. We all waited with bated breaths for her to finish because I felt like I had just found out that my woman was a little off-kilter.
“Simone, sweetie, now you’re reaching deep into your bag of bullshit. Is this really how you wanted us to meet? You came here to start malarkey and lie on dick.” Jubilae walked into Simone’s space. In a low tone, she continued to talk. “Girl, I understand that you lost a good ass man, but let’s not lie on the dick. I get that shit every night and sometimes during the day.
“Limp? If it was limp for you, then let me tell you this slowly. It was you, because that dick has no problem in this pussy. Sometimes when pussy is loose, it doesn’t have the grip needed to keep a dick hard,” she antagonized.
I swore I loved that this woman could be as bougie, classy, and corporate as they came, but in the right situation, she’d take you to the pits of hell. When she stood up for my baby girl, that was the last sign that I needed to know what my next move would be.
A Little Time Later . . .
Do I Have Your Blessing
Simonette and Daylen’s baby shower was one to remember. After Jubilae made Simone look foolish, Simone and Lanette left without any further drama. After they left, everything went back to the happy event that it was meant to be. My baby took her new role as Glammie seriously.
I fucked my woman for as long as my dick would allow that night. Contrary to Simone’s word, my dick carried some weight. Jubilae knew how to take that weight well.
It was interesting to find out that Simone and Kevin had plans to get married. I wasn’t sure if it was true. She didn’t have an engagement ring. If there was one thing that I knew about Simone, it was that she was materialistic and about the show. I couldn’t see her accepting a proposal without the proper ring, but that was between her and her fiancé.
The knock on my office door pulled me out of my thoughts. Jackie walked in with the cheesiest smile. “Mr. Sampson is here to speak with you.”
I tittered. “Why are you smiling that hard? You can bring him in. Is Jubilae and Joy still at lunch?”