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RubyMars:Aaron?

RubyMars:Are youthere?

RubyMars:AARON?

AHall80:You’re not the only one who couldn’t breatheortype.

RubyMars:LMAO I’mcrying.

AHall80:metoo

AHall80:metoo

RubyMars:I mean… you can tell me if your butt hurts too, Iguess.

AHall80:Ruby,stop

RubyMars:Seriously. You can tell me. I won’tjudge.

RubyMars:Ithappens.

RubyMars:Ithink.

AHall80:Stop

RubyMars:I can’tbreathe

AHall80:I don’t know when the last time I laughed sohardwas.

AHall80:Everyone is looking at me wondering wtfhappened.

RubyMars:Your rectumhappened

AHall80:BYE

RubyMars:I can’t stoplaughing

AHall80:You’re never hearing from meagain

RubyMars:There are tears coming out ofmyeyes.

AHall80:Bye. I’ll write you again when I find myballs.

RubyMars:It was niceknowingyou.

AHall80:BYE

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March22nd

AHall80:Hey

RubyMars:Hey

RubyMars:Howareyou?

RubyMars:And by ‘you’ I mean you as a whole, not any specificbodypart.