Date: October 1, 2008 4:17a.m.
Subject: TickLicks?
Ruby,
Half mast… sausage and eggs…. I scared half the room from how hard I laughed. I can’t remember the last time that happened. All serious, “Smith” can get into a lot of trouble for sending you things like that. What’s his name? I don’t know what to say to you regarding your no-no parts. Just going to let thatonego. :]
I’m game to guess what happened to Mardi Gras. Did someone throw up on you at theparade?
I did a search on your movie before I replied just now. It says the film almost went bankrupt. Now I’m guessing you liked the costumes in the other movies you’ve watched a thousandtimestoo?
You took WoW to a whole new level. You led your own guild? No wonder you almost failed. Did you go days without showering? One of the guys I went to AIT with… advanced individual training after boot camp… used to be really into it. When we talked about it, his eyes glazed over. I stopped bringing it up. I know who Smeagol is. I’ve seen LoTR. You can give me some credit. I don’t only watch 80smovies.
Your sister is trying to qualify for the Olympics? Wow. I’ll be honest, I’ve never watched any figure skating in my life, but everybody knows you can’t get to the Olympics unless you’re the best atsomething.
IsVeronica Marsthe reason your e-mail isRubyMars?
My sister is 25 now and my brother is 31. They both still live in Shreveport. Your parents aredivorced?
I told you most of the people who sign up for HaS have families. I assumed you’d be closer to 30, I guess.I’m28.
You don’t hear that very often any more (women wanting to have kids). Whatever makes you happy. I’m not married either. Do you live with yourboyfriend?
I don’t want to come off as an asshole, but that’s your job?Sewing?
I’ve been in the army for almost eleven years. Time has gone so fast... You said your brother was a marine in one of your e-mails. How long was he in for? Where had he been deployed orontour?
Hope to hear fromyousoon.
-A
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From:[email protected]
Date: October 3, 2008 5:05a.m.
Subject: Tick LicksforSure
Aaron,
I appreciate the concern, but don’t worry about it. I’m sure my “Eww. What’s that?” comment did enough to traumatize him for a while. :) Plus, the HaS people kicked him out of the program, or at least that’s what they told me. I thought about looking him up on Myspace a few months ago but decided against it. I’ve seen enough of him for a couple oflifetimes.
Yes, someone did throw up on me at the parade, but that was just my best friend and it was only my shoes that got yacked on. Continue with yourguesses.
Is the shower question a trick question? Since we’re [pen] pals, I’ll tell you the truth: yes. The longest I went was five days without a shower when I was really into WoW. My sister paid me fifty dollars to put the whole family out of their misery andbathe.
The costumes are exactly why I like all those movies. The wardrobe, visual effects, makeup… it’s pretty amazing when you think about it. If you can’t tell,Ido. :)
Did you read the LoTR books or only watch the movies? I’m not judging, just asking. You will get bonus points if you read thebooks.
I doubt you have time to browse the web, but you can look up my sister’s videos. Her name is Jasmine. Samelastname.
Ding, ding, ding on theVeronica Marsconnection. I have a grown-up e-mail too for work-related purposes. This is my fun/spame-mail.
