Collins
I’m disappointed in you, Bill.
Me
Why?
Collins
Last night, I told Sawyer that you were definitely going to fuck him. We bet $100.
Me
Wait. Sawyer knows?!
Collins
Girl, Emmett told my husband he has been pining after you since the moment he first laid eyes on you in February.
Darcy
If my husband has been holding out on me with this information, I’m going to hold out on him in bed.
Kendra
I’m confident my motormouth of a husband couldn’t keep a secret if his life depended on it.
Jenna
We all know that Tommy has no idea about this. That would involve him actually socializing.
Me
Can we back up for a second? Emmett has been talking to Sawyer about me?!
Darcy
Yep. I just texted Archer, and he already knew. Looks like it’s no sex for him for the foreseeable future.
Collins
Billie, please don’t tell me that you’re shocked. Emmett might as well have been carrying a big “I’m pining for a girl I can’t have” sign above his head for weeks.
The tingles I felt when Emmett first confessed his attraction to me resurface.
Me
What did he say to Sawyer?
Collins
Exactly what you’d expect—that he’s slowly losing his mind over you. Oh, and his balls are turning bluer by the day.
Darcy
Archer is a sneaky bastard. Allegedly, he drove your dad home last night to clear the way for you and Emmett to talk.
Kendra
