Most cordially,
Cock (a.k.a. Sebastiaan Koning)
P.S. If the CIA or whoever it is that monitors these emails sees them and I get in trouble, I’m blaming you. xx
By now, Adonis had completely lost the thread of conversation in his seminar. When the professor asked for his opinion on something a classmate had said, Adonis gave a completely nonsensical answer, and everyone nodded thoughtfully. His fingers flew over the keyboard as he typed his response to Bash.
From: [email protected]
Subject: re: re: re: re: when are we fucking?
Cock,
I suppose I’ll have to see if I can wait eight days. Maybe in the meantime, I can train myself with some tools. Unless, of course, you want me to wait? Maybe you want me extra tight when you finally get the chance to meet me.
Yours obediently,
Hole
P.S. It’s definitely not the CIA that monitors our emails
P.P.S. Hope your Corporate Ethics Class is going well. I’m in the State of Modern Europe, and I’m completely lost. As a modern European, do you have any tips for me? (Besides the obvious tip, IYKWIM.)
Another classmate, a girl with black bangs who wore a T-shirt with Che Guevara’s face on it, was now arguing with the Cardigan Classmate who had misidentified Marxism, and Adonis worried they might get to blows. He tried not to laugh at them.
From: [email protected]
Subject: re: re: re: re: when are we fucking?
Hole,
Waiting is an excellent idea. I want you to be tight when I finally meet you. No training until then. You’ll have to wait patiently for me. It will be even better that way. I promise.
Excitedly,
Cock
P.S. Glad to know the CIA isn’t watching. I don’t trust them or any branches of the American government.
P.P.S. I’m as lost in Corporate Ethics as you are in State of the Modern Europe, though that’s mostly because I’ve spent the last ten minutes trying to hide the fact that I have a boner so hard it’s about to start leaking into my joggers. Thanks for that, BTW. As for State of the Modern Europe, might I suggest saying something clever about Eurovision?
“Pure Marxism states that capitalist societies will ultimately collapse andmustbe replaced by a socialist system!” The Che Guevara fan shouted at the Cardigan, who seemed to be trying to become one with his sweater. “I reject your morality-based argument on principle!”
Adonis smirked.
From: [email protected]
Subject: re: re: re: re: re: when are we fucking?
Cock,
Sorry to hear that you’re leaking. I’m imagining how good it’ll feel to have you inside of me, and I’m glad to know you produce some of your own lube. For what it’s worth, I’m tight and ready just thinking about you.
